Thursday, April 19, 2012

Top Ten Reasons You Know You're a "Real" Triathlete

In the order they came in my head:
1. You are not only on first name basis with the bike store and running store owners, you have their cell phone numbers AND they immediately return your texts.
2. You can't pass a flag without checking for wind direction, even if you're in your car.
3. You take two showers a day.
4. You get to take an island vacation and instead of thinking about lying on the beach, you start scoping out running routes and planning open water swims.
5. On a related note, baggage for any out of town trip includes running gear and goggles.
6. You know the lap swim schedule for every pool in town.
7. A day off from work makes you happy because now you can work out whenever you want.
8. You think it's sane to do a 3 hour brick workout, burn 2000+ calories, and then look at the labels of sports drinks to see which one has the least sugar.
9. The inside of your car looks like a going out of business sale at Sports Authority.
10. You've come to accept the necessity/vanity of the 2 hours it takes to shave.

Feel free to discuss among yourselves and add to the list.

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